Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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