do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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