My face smells like last night's lay. I need a whore bath. Or a corndog.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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