At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
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