what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
We had sex and then stood naked in his living room eating zucchini bread.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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