I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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