Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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