Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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