If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
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