she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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