When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
and she was petting her beer can
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Wedding update: no alcohol, 75% of people have left, no one is dancing, no single groomsmen, and it's 5:30. I'm going the fuck home to drink by myself.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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