are you so shy because you have an std?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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