Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
Chillin with my Grandpa and my grandma tells us there is a tornado warning. My grandpa then says "We'll go hang out in the basement, we can bring the keg with us." This is why I love coming home
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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