My brain says no but my pants say off.
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
i was calling myself "cat the lion" and tried eating the computer mouse because i thought it was "my prey"
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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