Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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