what if I'm pregnant?
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U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
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