i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
Please don't judge me for my hormonal purchase, judge me for my awesome rack.
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
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