So I'm banging this nun...
Isn't that how all good stories start? I like it already...
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
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