you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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