And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
The bouncer asked you what your sign was and u replied "syracuse"
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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