My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
You are going to be so proud of me, I'm wearing underwear AND tights. That's two layers more than usual between my vagina and the world.
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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