Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
no jill really. Evrything around me is talking to me. The plant, my dog, the tv,the lamp. Its amazing.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
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