Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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