I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
birth control should be required to get into college
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Enjoy the penises
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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