How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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