What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
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