You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
