Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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