If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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