see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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