dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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