I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
No. I'm drinking straight up vodka right now. With a pineapple in it.
That'll put some boobs in that bra.
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
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