Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I FOUND THE LEGS
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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