Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
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