yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Irony: drinking your pre workout supplement out of the cup your Krispy Kreme doughnut holes came in.
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