It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Dude on a beach in sicily and a blonde jesus just smoked us out and then tried to makeout with me I am never leaving this place
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