More tranny stories later!
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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