I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
What's a "vodkaffle"?
It's where she puts vodka in the waffle mix.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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