Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
where does the pee come out of this thing
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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