Duck Duck Cougar?
Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee
he told me I talked like a deaf person
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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