no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
It took me fifteen minutes to go from puking on my doorstep infront of my old lady neighbor to legit presentable person able to care for children. Bronzing powder and I deserve an award.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I can't turn off my feet"
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
You know what I realized today? That my biggest regret of freshman year was ditching you and that foam party to have a one night stand with a skinny jean wearing vocal major.
I am concerned for your priorities but also really flattered. Flattery wins
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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