Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
My boogers are black from last night. So that's either from all the colored hairspray or inhaling all of the tragedy from the party...
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
Sex in the backyard? Check.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
