There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Randomize
