He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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