That chick was all over your bacon last night, grinding on you, I thought you were going to bang her in the club
Dude it was a lap dance
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Randomize
