She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
Randomize
