Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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