Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Randomize
