I'm drive I can fine osifer
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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