I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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